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Uncle Floyd comes as a headliner to the Garden State Jubilee to fulfill his lifelong ambition of playing the King of vaudeville. Who, after all, would lend their name and talent to such an itinerate group of misbegottens who have appendaged themselves to his reputation. Wanting to prove to the world of entertainment that he can indeed breathe talent into this cast he has been quoted as saying, “What an opportunity to share all of my experience and talent with such a wonderful group of burgeoning talent!” Off the record he said, “Where’s my agent???? Someone get my agent on the phone. I didn’t sign up for this! For God sake there’s gotta be an easier way to make a living! I’m used to performing for fans, not fanatics; and if that Mr. Carmine tries to touch my hair one more time I’ll kick his !!!???!!!”
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