Having swung through the jungles of Borneo, where she was invited to teach jungle men how to tango, Ms. Mamary swung her mammaries west to London where she gave Prince Charles and Camilla pointers on "how to keep your marriage as hot as your sleazy affair". Subsequently, Ms. Mamary journeyed south to Italy where she instructed Pope Benedict how to duck step his way through the high mass by teaching him how to substitute incense for a bong. Unfortunately for Benny, Ms. Mamary was summoned to the Dali Lama's Tibetan hideaway where she taught the Kama sutra to Richard Gere. He, being no officer, and she, being no gentleman, had no problem bidding each other adieu when she got called to help George W pen his memoirs while keeping the press oblivious to the fact that she was, indeed, Obama's "Audacity of Hope." We welcome Ms. Mamary to our Garden State Jubilee where she now performs the thankless task of keeping all of Ms. Shelly Watson's adoring fans from imploding with excitement and keeping the George Washington Bridge free of traffic at all times.
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